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I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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That moment you're thankful for Coronavirus social distancing rules because you just ate some garlic. Anonymous

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I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. Anonymous

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Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge. - Anonymous

Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge. Anonymous

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If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Anonymous

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous

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I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge. - Anonymous

I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge. Anonymous

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I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge. - Anonymous

I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge. Anonymous

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I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge. - Anonymous

I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge. Anonymous

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Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people. Anonymous

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If your New Years Resolution was to eat out less, you're killing it. Anonymous

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Now that I'm quarantined, I finally realize that my only true hobbies were shopping and eating out. Anonymous

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I'm not sure what is more scary these days, checking my temperature or checking my weight. Anonymous

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