You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me... I'll train you.
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I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed.
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.
Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'
I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.
I'm not crazy, my unicorn just needs a tuneup.
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.
I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
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