Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
Anonymous
The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.
Anonymous
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Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us.
Anonymous
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
Anonymous
I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.
Anonymous
One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.
Anonymous
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
Anonymous