Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.
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To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of your ears.
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
It's a good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out.
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.
I don't understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can't remember why I walked into the kitchen.
You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it.
Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
Modern intelligence: if all bathrooms in the house are taken, turn off the internet.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.
Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.
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