Anonymous Quote

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.

All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.