If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for 5 minutes.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Give me your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.
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