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Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Give me your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.

Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.