If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for 5 minutes.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Anonymous
Give me your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. Anonymous
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline. Anonymous
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time. Anonymous
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas. Anonymous
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary. Anonymous