A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.
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It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck!
Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
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I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon.
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It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that.
I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
The book of records wanted to give me the record for the biggest liar, but I lied that I moved out of the country.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
