A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck!
Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon.
It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that.
I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
The book of records wanted to give me the record for the biggest liar, but I lied that I moved out of the country.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
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