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The book of records wanted to give me the record for the biggest liar, but I lied that I moved out of the country. - Anonymous
The book of records wanted to give me the record for the biggest liar, but I lied that I moved out of the country. Anonymous
I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. - Anonymous
I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. Anonymous
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Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.
Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before. Anonymous
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The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think "I'd tap that." - Anonymous
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think "I'd tap that." Anonymous
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Paul Fix

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When there's a will, I want to be in it. Anonymous
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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. - Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one. Erma Bombeck
I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating. - Anonymous
I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating. Anonymous
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If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives. Anonymous
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Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Anonymous
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I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg.
I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg. Anonymous
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Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
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I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. - Anonymous
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. Anonymous
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