The book of records wanted to give me the record for the biggest liar, but I lied that I moved out of the country. Anonymous
I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. Anonymous
Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before. Anonymous
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one. Erma Bombeck
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Anonymous
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
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