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I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating. - Anonymous

I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating. Anonymous

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The book of records wanted to give me the record for the biggest liar, but I lied that I moved out of the country. - Anonymous

The book of records wanted to give me the record for the biggest liar, but I lied that I moved out of the country. Anonymous

I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now. - Anonymous

I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now. Anonymous

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