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Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.

The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.

I don't have a drinking problem, I have thirst problem.

I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double.