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Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.

Anonymous

Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.

Anonymous

Not to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

Anonymous

The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.

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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Dave Barry

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

Anonymous

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

George Burns

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Henny Youngman

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

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What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes.

Anonymous

I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.

Anonymous

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

Anonymous

How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Anonymous

Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.

Anonymous

Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.

Drew Carey

Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double.

Anonymous

Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.

Anonymous

I don't have a drinking problem, I have thirst problem.

Anonymous

Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls.

Anonymous

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.

Anonymous