I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
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I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
If I say "First of all," run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.
I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night.
Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth.
To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.
If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running.
"Revenge" sounds so mean, that's why I prefer to call it "Returning the favor."
Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing.
I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident.
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