Funny Statements
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
Anonymous
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
Anonymous
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
Erma Bombeck
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Alexander Wright
I've always wanted to turn around in an executive chair and say "I've been expecting you."
Anonymous
It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that.
Anonymous
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