Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time. Anonymous
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say. Anonymous
Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one. Erma Bombeck
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Alexander Wright
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Anonymous
I've always wanted to turn around in an executive chair and say "I've been expecting you." Anonymous
It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that. Anonymous
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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