I've always wanted to turn around in an executive chair and say "I've been expecting you." Anonymous
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Alexander Wright
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. Anonymous
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza. Anonymous
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study. Anonymous
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one. Erma Bombeck
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza. Anonymous
It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that. Anonymous
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Anonymous
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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