Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.
A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.
It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated.
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing.
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that.
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