Funny Statements

A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.

I think it's clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.