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I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Nutrition labels should include an "What if I ate the whole thing" section.

Now that I'm quarantined, I finally realize that my only true hobbies were shopping and eating out.

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.