I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
For this New Year's day, weather forecasters are warning of an incoming storm of hugs and kisses all over the planet... we advise closing your umbrella and opening your heart.
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