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I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.

If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.

I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident.

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way.