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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.
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New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
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Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
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If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
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Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
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When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.
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Now that I'm quarantined, I finally realize that my only true hobbies were shopping and eating out.
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I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
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A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
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A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?'
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Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
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