Alan Dundes Quote
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.Anonymous
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!Anonymous
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.Woody Allen
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.