After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. Anonymous
If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you. Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous