Frank Zappa Quote
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons...and 85% morons.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.Albert Einstein
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!Anonymous
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.Woody Allen
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman