Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Albert Einstein
A girl called me once and said "come over, nobody is home!" I went there and she was right, nobody was home! Anonymous
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again. Anonymous
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing. Anonymous
I used to think I was indecisive, but I'm not too sure any more. Anonymous