Erma Bombeck Quote
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down. Anonymous
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one. Erma Bombeck
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going. Anonymous
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front. Anonymous
If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters. Anonymous
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. Anonymous
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else? Anonymous
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them. Anonymous
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym. Anonymous
Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast. Anonymous
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious. Anonymous