He who laughs.....lasts.
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
Smile while you still have teeth.
Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
Be happy, it drives people crazy.
Me: What a terrible day. Mom: Be more positive! Me: What a beautiful terrible day.
You know what's funny? Lots of things, so lighten up!
Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let's be positive here.
This too shall pass... It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.
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