Benjamin Franklin Quote

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

Learning a foreign language is pointless, I’m not even allowed to talk to strangers.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.

When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.

In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'.

New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.