I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.
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Lazy Rule: Can't reach it, don't need it.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
I am too lazy to be lazy.
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
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