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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.

I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.

I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.

I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.

Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.

I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.