My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep. Anonymous
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now. Anonymous
I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape. Anonymous
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. Anonymous
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats. Anonymous
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.