I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga.
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now. Anonymous
I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape. Anonymous
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats. Anonymous
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. Anonymous
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same. Anonymous
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch. Anonymous
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day. Anonymous
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous
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