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I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga. - Anonymous

I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga.

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Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day. Anonymous

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Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous

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