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I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga.

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I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think "I'd tap that."

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I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.

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