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I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga.

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I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck!

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Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!

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My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.

I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.

I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?

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I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.

Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

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Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.

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I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.

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