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I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying.

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.