I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
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I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.
I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes.
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
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