Mark Twain Quote

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.

You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.

Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating.

After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.