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If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

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Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson. Anonymous

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I'm so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's ready handy this parallelogram season. Anonymous

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