If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
More Quotes by Mark Twain
Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating.
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.
Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly!
You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.
Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson.
Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.
I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.
Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.
I'm so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's ready handy this parallelogram season.
Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.
