Funny Animal Quotes

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah.

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.