I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some. Anonymous
Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot." Anonymous
Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board. Anonymous
Why did Adele cross the road? To say 'Hello' from the other side. Anonymous
Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it. Anonymous
You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside. Anonymous
"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today. Anonymous
Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow. Anonymous
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today. Anonymous