I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
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Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.
I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow.
Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say 'Hello' from the other side.
"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today.
The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.
I only have one wish in life... For all my dreams to come true.
Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.
You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside.
Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.
Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.
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