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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Anonymous

A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.

Anonymous

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.

Anonymous

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

Anonymous

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

June Henderson

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

Anonymous

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

Anonymous

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Anonymous

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

Anonymous

If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends.

Anonymous

Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?

Anonymous

I'm so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's ready handy this parallelogram season.

Anonymous

In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'.

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I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Anonymous

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

June Henderson

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

Anonymous

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.

Anonymous

A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.

Anonymous

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Anonymous

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

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