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Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'.

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.