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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I used to think I was indecisive, but I'm not too sure any more. - Anonymous
I used to think I was indecisive, but I'm not too sure any more. Anonymous
Short Quotes Think Quotes
Always run away from temptations... but slowly, so they can catch up to you. - Anonymous
Always run away from temptations... but slowly, so they can catch up to you. Anonymous
Short Quotes Wise Quotes
Dear mathematicians: Stop asking us to find your x. She has a new boyfriend. Anonymous
Math Quotes Short Quotes
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We should start referring to age as "levels." So when you're level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person. Anonymous
Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly! Anonymous
Stupid Quotes
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net. - Anonymous
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net. Anonymous
Internet Life Quotes Short Quotes
To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service.
To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service. Anonymous
Animals Dog Quotes
I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief. - Anonymous
I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief. Anonymous
Exercise Quotes Short Quotes
Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I put the block back in the toy box. Anonymous
Exercise Quotes
One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. - Anonymous
One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Life Quotes
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way. - Anonymous
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
I might get a job cleaning mirrors. It's definitely a job I can see myself doing. Anonymous
Work Quotes
My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. Anonymous
Work Quotes
Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance. Anonymous
Moments Short Quotes
For this New Year's day, weather forecasters are warning of an incoming storm of hugs and kisses all over the planet... we advise closing your umbrella and opening your heart. Anonymous
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