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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind, so what do you do? Get off the carousel! Anonymous

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In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it. Anonymous

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My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer. Anonymous

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I'm not too sure any more. Anonymous

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Always run away from temptations... but slowly, so they can catch up to you. Anonymous

Short Quotes Wise Quotes

Dear mathematicians: Stop asking us to find your x. She has a new boyfriend. Anonymous

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We should start referring to age as "levels." So when you're level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person. Anonymous

Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more. Anonymous

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Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly! Anonymous

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To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service. Anonymous

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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Short Quotes

Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I put the block back in the toy box. Anonymous

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way. Anonymous

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I might get a job cleaning mirrors. It's definitely a job I can see myself doing. Anonymous

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My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. Anonymous

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