For this New Year's day, weather forecasters are warning of an incoming storm of hugs and kisses all over the planet... we advise closing your umbrella and opening your heart.
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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of your ears.
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.
For 2019 I wish you 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of success, 8760 hours of great health and 525600 lucky minutes! Happy New Year!
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