In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.
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The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.
That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.
The trouble with living alone is that it's always my turn to do the dishes.
Going in a teen's room is like going to Ikea. You pop in to take a look and come out with 4 bowls, 6 cups, a set of plates, and some cutlery.
Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who.
Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity, mom.
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.
I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
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