In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. Anonymous
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink. Anonymous
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here. Anonymous
Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who. Anonymous
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. Anonymous
That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink. Anonymous