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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of your ears. Anonymous

Stupid Quotes

Each year in the USA, 16 people are attacked by sharks and 6000 by goats . We don't need shark week, we need goat week. Anonymous

TV Quotes

Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up. Anonymous

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Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. It's not. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV. Anonymous

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It doesn't matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up. Anonymous

Money Quotes Sayings

I'm a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Short Quotes

Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

My new year resolutions: 1. Stop procrastinating so much. 2. I'll post the rest tomorrow or whenever. Anonymous

My four moods: I'm too old for doing that. I'm too tired for doing that. I'm too sober for doing that. I don't have time for doing that. Anonymous

Time Quotes

Me: I am so glad I saved all this money. Me again: It's time to spend it, you know you want to. Anonymous

Money Quotes

How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Anonymous

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Why does the bad piano player refuse to play when you offer him $100 to play? The neighbour already gave him $200 to stop playing. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Why does the bad piano player refuse to play when you offer him $100 to play? The neighbour already gave him $200 to stop playing. Anonymous

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation. Anonymous

Life Quotes

I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now. Anonymous

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