When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand. Anonymous
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with. Anonymous
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Anonymous
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it. Anonymous
Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money. Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. Groucho Marx
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. Steven Alexander Wright