Age only matters if you are a cheese.
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I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I
start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
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