Age only matters if you are a cheese.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. Anonymous
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect. George Burns
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before. Anonymous
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich. Anonymous
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. Anonymous
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain