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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here. - Anonymous
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here. Anonymous
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I don't understand, but I also don't care... so it works out. - Anonymous
I don't understand, but I also don't care... so it works out. Anonymous
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Do you ever go out, and then something happens ...
Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'? Anonymous
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Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff. - Anonymous
Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff. Anonymous
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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad. - Anonymous
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad. Anonymous
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If you think nobody cares that you're alive try missing a couple of payments. Anonymous
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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor. - Anonymous
Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor. Anonymous
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The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run! - Anonymous
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run! Anonymous
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I'm retired. I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today. - Anonymous
I'm retired. I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today. Anonymous
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You and I are really more than friends. We're like a really small gang. - Anonymous
You and I are really more than friends. We're like a really small gang. Anonymous
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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. - Anonymous
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. Anonymous
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I have a new hair style today, it's called "I tried." - Anonymous
I have a new hair style today, it's called "I tried." Anonymous
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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious. - Anonymous
Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious. Anonymous
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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there's a small hole in the bag somewhere. - Anonymous
I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there's a small hole in the bag somewhere. Anonymous
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Dear Humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet.
Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library. Anonymous
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