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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition? - Anonymous
Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition? Anonymous
Questions Short Quotes Top 100
Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah. - Anonymous
Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah. Anonymous
Animals Never Quotes Short Quotes
Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime. - Anonymous
Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime. Anonymous
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For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.
For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog. Anonymous
Animals Dog Quotes Short Quotes
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them. - Anonymous
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them. Anonymous
Friend Quotes
I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow. - Anonymous
I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea. Anonymous
Animals Dog Quotes Short Quotes
We're all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap. - Anonymous
We're all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap. Anonymous
Short Quotes
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand. - Anonymous
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Know Quotes Questions
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back. - Anonymous
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes Statements
I love all mythical creatures... vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen. Anonymous
Love Quotes
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. Anonymous
Know Quotes Never Quotes Sayings
Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave. - Anonymous
Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave. Anonymous
Short Quotes Stupid Quotes
My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it. - Anonymous
My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it. Anonymous
Work Quotes
When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you. Anonymous
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