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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example. - Anonymous
You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example. Anonymous
Sayings Top 100
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over.
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over. Anonymous
Life Quotes Time Quotes
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. - Anonymous
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Friend Quotes Short Quotes
Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park. - Anonymous
Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park. Anonymous
Marriage Quotes Short Quotes
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back. Anonymous
Eat Quotes
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. - Anonymous
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes Sayings Short Quotes
Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance. Anonymous
Moments Short Quotes
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives. Anonymous
Money Quotes Short Quotes Statements
Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone. - Anonymous
Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone. Anonymous
Life Quotes Phone Short Quotes
If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos? - Anonymous
If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos? Anonymous
Questions Stupid Quotes Top 100
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet. - Anonymous
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet. Anonymous
Know Quotes Lazy Quotes Never Quotes
I'm not crazy, my unicorn just needs a tuneup.
I'm not crazy, my unicorn just needs a tuneup. Anonymous
Short Quotes Stupid Quotes Top 100
I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors. - Anonymous
I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge. - Anonymous
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge. Anonymous
Life Quotes Moments Top 100
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Anonymous
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