Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.
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I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody," so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say "Nobody likes this."
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
If you can't remember my name, just say "Chocolate" and I'll turn around.
Today I started gardening... I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?
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