I only want one thing from fake people: distance.
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Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'
Steven Alexander Wright
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments.
Whenever you feel stupid, remember that there are people outside searching for Pokemon.
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."
I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.
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