I only want one thing from fake people: distance.
More Quotes by Anonymous
All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."
Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments.
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?
People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.
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