I'm still trying to figure out how "wash your hands often" translates into "buy all the toilet paper you can find."
Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet. Anonymous
You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example. Anonymous
Back in my day there was so much toilet paper available that people used to string it up in trees to annoy people. Anonymous
My body has absorbed so much soap, sanitizer and disinfectant, that now when I pee it cleans the toilet. Anonymous
Kids: How come the closet is completely full of toilet paper? Me: We're getting 3 cats, we have to pad all the walls in the house. Anonymous