I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.
More Quotes by Steven Alexander Wright
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
I need a timeout. Send me to the beach and don't let me come back until I change my attitude.
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
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