Winston Churchill Quote
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up. Anonymous
The book of records wanted to give me the record for the biggest liar, but I lied that I moved out of the country. Anonymous
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world. Steven Alexander Wright
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some. Anonymous
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying. Anonymous
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world. Anonymous
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again! Anonymous
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Anonymous