A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
More Quotes by Winston Churchill
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
The book of records wanted to give me the record for the biggest liar, but I lied that I moved out of the country.
Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.
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