A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
More Quotes by Winston Churchill
The book of records wanted to give me the record for the biggest liar, but I lied that I moved out of the country.
Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
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