Anonymous Quote

Home / Authors / Anonymous

Me watching Olympics: Woah! That was outstanding! Announcer: Another devastating mistake.

More Quotes by Anonymous

Exercise Quotes TV Quotes

Similar Quotes

Near year 2013, resolutions you can keep.

New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.

Eat Quotes Exercise Quotes Stupid Quotes

When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV.

CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Moments TV Quotes Top 100

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Life Quotes Short Quotes TV Quotes

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.

CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Beer Quotes Drinking Facebook

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Famous Quotes TV Quotes Time Quotes

Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV.

CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Short Quotes Stupid Quotes TV Quotes

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Beer Quotes Drinking Exercise Quotes

I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

Eat Quotes Exercise Quotes Short Quotes

Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.

CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Lazy Quotes Moments TV Quotes

Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.

Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.

Exercise Quotes Friend Quotes Sayings

Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote! - Anonymous

Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!

Animals TV Quotes Top 100

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day. - Anonymous

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.

Exercise Quotes Stupid Quotes Think Quotes

I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck!

I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck!

Exercise Quotes Short Quotes Statements

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

Short Quotes TV Quotes Work Quotes

I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat. - Anonymous

I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.

Exercise Quotes Lazy Quotes Love Quotes

Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym. - Anonymous

Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.

Exercise Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day. - Anonymous

Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.

Exercise Quotes Life Quotes

I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough. - Anonymous

I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.

Exercise Quotes Statements Top 100

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! - Anonymous

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!

Exercise Quotes Short Quotes Wise Quotes

I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge. - Anonymous

I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.

Exercise Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day. - Anonymous

Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.

Exercise Quotes Internet Lazy Quotes

Related Categories

Funny Exercise and Dieting Quotes Funny TV Quotes