Live Quotes

What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.

Anonymous

I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.

Pablo Picasso

I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once."

Anonymous

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

Anonymous

Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

Groucho Marx

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

Anonymous

I love you forever... but I can't live that long.

Anonymous

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

Anonymous

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.

William Charles Dement

People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

Anonymous

I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.

Anonymous

What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!

Anonymous

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Anonymous

You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach.

Anonymous

Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.

Anonymous

Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it.

Anonymous

I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

Anonymous

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.

Anonymous