Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year.
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.
What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
I love you forever... but I can't live that long.
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it.
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.
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