What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!
I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once."
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.
Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.
"Don't worry you'll live." What are you a doctor or something?
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.
Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it.
I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.
I love you forever... but I can't live that long.
You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach.
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
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