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What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.

Anonymous

I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.

Pablo Picasso

What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!

Anonymous

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Anonymous

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

Anonymous

I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once."

Anonymous

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

Anonymous

I love you forever... but I can't live that long.

Anonymous

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.

Anonymous

Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.

Anonymous

I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.

Anonymous

People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

Anonymous

Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

Groucho Marx

Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it.

Anonymous

I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.

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You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach.

Anonymous

I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

Anonymous

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

Anonymous