Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who.
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
William Charles Dement
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once."
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
I love you forever... but I can't live that long.
What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.
Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it.
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