Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.
I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once."
I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.
I love you forever... but I can't live that long.
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.
Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.
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