I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.
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Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?
A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.
I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
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