I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.
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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.
Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
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