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What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.
Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.
I feel the best when I am happy.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
A relationship with a best friend is like a sugarcane... You can crush it, shred it, grind it, squeeze it and it's still sweet.
Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.
The best revenge is massive success.
What's your best non-swearing insult? I hope you step on a Lego.
I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon.
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.
The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.
Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there.
What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry.
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