These quotes are only about the best and most terrific things.
What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water. Anonymous
Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them. Anonymous
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much. Anonymous
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend. Anonymous
As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing. Anonymous
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
A relationship with a best friend is like a sugarcane... You can crush it, shred it, grind it, squeeze it and it's still sweet. Anonymous
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair. Anonymous
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake. Anonymous
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous
I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon. Anonymous
Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you. Anonymous
Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there. Anonymous
What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies. Anonymous
The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything. Anonymous
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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