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Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.
What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it.
A relationship with a best friend is like a sugarcane... You can crush it, shred it, grind it, squeeze it and it's still sweet.
The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.
The best revenge is massive success.
Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.
What's your best non-swearing insult? I hope you step on a Lego.
Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.
I feel the best when I am happy.
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon.
Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
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