A relationship with a best friend is like a sugarcane... You can crush it, shred it, grind it, squeeze it and it's still sweet.
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon.
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it.
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.
The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.
What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry.
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