Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.
What's your best non-swearing insult? I hope you step on a Lego.
I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon.
Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there.
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it.
The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry.
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