Jack Adams Quote
If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com