Jack Adams Quote
If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. Albert Einstein
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.... Charles M. Schulz