Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously.
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."
Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.
Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance.
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.
Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating.
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
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