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Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments. - Anonymous

Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments.

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I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

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Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating. Anonymous

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Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge. - Anonymous

Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge. Anonymous

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Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap. - Anonymous

Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap. Anonymous

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That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master. - Anonymous

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Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light. Anonymous

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Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you. - Anonymous

Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you. Anonymous

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That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man." - Anonymous

That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man." Anonymous

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