Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments.
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away. Anonymous
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap. Anonymous
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master. Anonymous
Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light. Anonymous