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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance. Anonymous

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You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'

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Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going. - Anonymous

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The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet. - Anonymous

The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet. Anonymous

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