Erma Bombeck Quote
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. Woody Allen
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.Anonymous
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.Anonymous
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.Anonymous
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.Anonymous
Whenever I have a headache I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.Anonymous