Erma Bombeck Quote
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. Woody Allen
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus. Anonymous
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge. Anonymous
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times. Anonymous
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away. Anonymous
Whenever I have a headache I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen