Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.
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What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
The best revenge is massive success.
"Revenge" sounds so mean, that's why I prefer to call it "Returning the favor."
You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.
That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said.
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home.
Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments.
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
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